Archive for May, 2010
Andy Kaufman’s love child?
Friday, May 21st, 2010Things you get over as you get older
Wednesday, May 5th, 2010*(With some exceptions) …
Needing to be right.
Being accessible 24/7
Seeing a movie the first day it comes out.
Attending any event that only has Porta Potties.
Mixing alcohol with soda pop, Slurpees, Jello or other sugary confections to make it taste better.
Sleeping more than seven hours per night.
Worrying about the world ending in 2012, terrorists, or any other highly improbable risks.
Bragging.
Bungee-jumping.
Listening to people who only talk about themselves and don’t listen.
Needing six remotes to watch television.
Keeping up with fashion trends you’ve already been through.
To be continued …
— A. Wayne Carter