Archive for May, 2010

Andy Kaufman’s love child?

Friday, May 21st, 2010

 

Things you get over as you get older

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

Getting or keeping a tan* 

*(With some exceptions) …

 

Needing to be right.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Being accessible 24/7

Seeing a movie the first day it comes out.

 

Attending any event that only has Porta Potties.

 

 

 

 

Mixing alcohol with soda pop, Slurpees, Jello or other sugary confections to make it taste better.

 

 

 

 

Sleeping more than seven hours per night.

Worrying about the world ending in 2012, terrorists, or any other highly improbable risks.

 

 

 

 

Bragging.

 

 

 

Bungee-jumping.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Listening to people who only talk about themselves and don’t listen.

Needing six remotes to watch television.

Keeping up with fashion trends you’ve already been through.

 

To be continued …

— A. Wayne Carter